egg magazine / vol. 140 / June 2008


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Posted: May 15th 2008 6 months ago at 8:47 pm
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annoyances

What this blogger seethes about.

Banana Exploitation.
I think it should be illegal to eat bananas in public. I like bananas and think they’re a delicious fruit. But I don’t want to see them eaten on the train, on the bus, or in the street - I find it revolting! People should be satisfied eating them in the closure of their homes. They are a nuisance in public, the smell (ugh), the bits of skin that may fall on the floor (ugh) and the skin itself which looks disgusting when left lying around and obviously isn’t fun to slip on when it’s been dropped on the floor (we’ve all seen the cartoons). Why am I so annoyed by this fruity subject? Because I see it every day! Why, only today a women on the train began to eat a banana and then had the cheek to glance over at me as she munched away, LIKE SHE KNEW IT WAS MAKING ME VOMIT INSIDE!!

and speaking of trains…

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Posted: May 12th 2008 6 months ago at 7:16 pm

So it really was RAINing!

Saturday morning, carelessly dangling off the sofa, watching the T4 Movie special of Speed racer. They showed a clip which made me say out loud, “That’s…wait, that’s not Rain is it?!” Then to my horror the presenter starts interviewing this really tall handsome Korean guy with longish hair on British TV!

Rain looked SO GOOD, I sat up straight!

His English wasn’t as good I as expected at all, he didn’t really answer the questions articulately - obviously he didn’t have to as his English isn’t THAT good but the presenter was smirking at his accent and that made me quite frustrated like, “OI! DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU’RE TALKING TOO?!”.

THIS WAS WEEKS AGO.

Where were all the Rain fans at? Huh? They showed a clip of like two people asking for autographs, but they didn’t look fanatical at all (actually maybe they were fans, maybe just those really plain looking types who like say, Japanese Street fashion but DON’T attempt anything and look like normal geeky un-stylish people…)

IF I HAD KNOWN.

OMG I would have been screaming and waving for Rain so badly that he would have been scared to come near. Then I would have hugged him so tight…

For Rain’s sake, it’s good thing I didn’t know.

Posted: May 11th 2008 6 months ago at 9:02 pm

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